The Munchkin Song, otherwise known as the Rimmer Song or the Rimmer Munchkin Song is a song performed by munchkin-like virtual reality caricatures of Arnold Rimmer inside "The Rimmer Experience" program in the Red Dwarf episode "Blue". It was sung and composed by Howard Goodall.

Lyrics Edit

If you're in trouble he will save the day.
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The Arnold J Rimmer Song

Rimmer's Song

He's brave and he's fearless, come what may.

Without him the mission would go astray.

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.

Without him life would be much grimmer.

He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer.

He will never need a zimmer.

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.

More reliable than a garden strimmer.

He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner.

He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer.

Master of the wit and the repartee.

His command of space directives is uncanny.

How come he's such a genius?
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He's Arnold Rimmer Xtended version

Rimmer's Song (Extended)

Don't ask me!

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.

He's also a fantastic swimmer.

And if you play your cards right Then he just might come round for dinner.

(In the extended version, the song continued on like this...)

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer.

No rhymes left now apart from quimmer.

We hope they fade us out before we get to "schlimmer".

Fade out you stupid blimmer!

Rimmer is no smeg head

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