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Mrs. Arkwright was a geography teacher in Liverpool, England, Earth, at some point in the 22nd-23rd centuries.

Mrs. Arkwright taught an adolescent Dave Lister, and had an affair with him, even having a "pregnancy scare" with Lister. This was sometime after Lister had already lost his virginity, aged 12, with Michelle Fisher on Bootle Municipal Golf Course.

Mrs. Arkwright liked Lister's essay on glaciated valleys, and asked him to stay behind after class. Before Lister knew it, they were flattening the third-year's papier-mâché Nativity scene. There was shepherds everywhere. She later believed that she may have been pregant with Lister's child, but it turned out to be a false alarm.

Three million years later aboard Red Dwarf, Lister remembered to Rimmer that although she was very elegant and classy, behind closed doors Mrs. Arkwright was "dirtier than a mechanics keyboard".

Given that her name implied she was married, and that Rimmer sarcastically says that it was a "very formal relationship", it is possible that Mrs Arkwright had a husband.

Lister used Mrs Arkwright as the first example of a "pregnancy scare" Lister had, as they searching for the old letter from Hayley Summers that would prove whether Lister ever had become a father, or not. ("Dear Dave" deleted scenes, Series X)

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